Bono is the rock star of this group, so we will forgive him for those translucent purple shield glasses he seems to be so fond of. We will not, however, forgive his wife for the monstrosity of a dress she is wearing. Is is a giant tattoo dress? Are those wings? Butterflies? Was she shopping in the closet of Alex McCord? Regardless, she looks like she is going to a fancy dress party at Sturgis!
Although we love Ashley Judd, we can't say the same about this look. Is this a recycled bridesmaids dress? This outfit looks more appropriate for the Kentucky Derby or sorority function than a sophisticated Venetian wedding. Maybe it's the shoes? They're so...sensible. Some fierce heels, or even some jeweled flats, would up the glam factor. Or maybe it's the color (or lack of color) of the dress. And the visible tan lines don't help either! Come on, Ashley, you are one of our favorites- you can do better than that!
Ashley needs to take a page out of Charlize Theron's fashion book. This cement-colored dress oozes sex appeal. And we're intrigued as to how it converts into a short dress! Who knew that you could get 2 for 1 from Dior? And yes, she's wearing flats, but they're appropriately dressy and even manage to up the glamour quotient of her outfit.
And finally, no surprise here that we love Penelope Cruz's Grecian-style electric blue dress. Stunning. We have a feeling we'd get a few odd looks if we wore this to our best friend's wedding, but when your BFF is Salma Hayek and the wedding is in Venice, this dress is perfect.
We guess our invitation must have gotten lost in the mail!